It seems like everytime I go to buy condoms, there’re children everywhere. They’re in the aisles being dragged around by their moms, watching me with their EYES, or they’re in line with me, standing a bit too close and asking questions about everything they see.
What are you trying to tell me, Universe? I’m already buying the condoms so you don’t need to remind me that children are annoying. Or are you trying to make me feel guilty? WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?